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SlackersOS - AutoPilot
● System Active
Uptime: 4h 20m
10:42 AM
> Detecting inactivity...
10:42 AM
> Boss detected in #general channel.
10:42 AM
> Executing script: look_busy.sh
10:43 AM
> Typed random junk code in IDE.
10:45 AM
✓ Status preserved as "Online"
Current Activity Spoof
Compiling heavily (CPU 100%)
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